3 geese in a trenchcoat

hey hello hi

i’m goose welcome to my… here

feel free to check out my carrd i put lots of effort into making it look as simplistic as it does. promise.

all my poetry is tagged with gooses poems so please read it. validate me if you dare.

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hozier really be like *deep poetic musings on life and death and cyclical nature* but anyways

hozier unreal unearth first time

lizzylizzyinatizzy

calware

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

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THIS ONE WINS

sweet-soul-brotha

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oh you know

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polishbarnowl

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

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now playing: it's q by cavetown

lizzylizzyinatizzy

ponymetalugaim

"ao3 is the modern day library of alexandria" no that title goes to the internet archive. ao3 is the omegaverse website. easy misconception.

now playing: it's q by cavetown

lovergf

“if i was a riptide i wouldn’t take you out” sounds like a tumblr post your mutual would make (affectionate)

unreal unearth hozier now playing: it's q by cavetown

say more about the seamless transition between unknown/nth and first light. fucking s e a m l e s s

unreal unearth hozier unknown / nth first light probably easier to get listening to it on cd like i am but would work on like. spotify premium probably? idk i'm too poor for that shit i just splurge for the cds and that's me set

also who gave fraud the right to be objectively the best circle of hell, musically speaking

hozier unreal unearth music fraud dante's inferno look at me adding tags that i have no business even looking at uncultured youth that i am

you might be (read: probably aren’t) thinking to yourself “where’s the hozier content goose? unreal unearth has been out for hours, where’s all the panic and ascension goose?” and the answer is simple. i have been fucking murdered by the album, ascended multiple times to new, undiscovered planes of existence, and also i’m still listening to it (i think i’m on go through number six? seven? and a half now)

unreal unearth hozier so yeah i'm dead surprise surprise it was the hozier that did it i mean seriously who let him put butchered tongue next to anything but jesus christ butchered tongue: heartbreaking slow deep good-painful anything but: peppy fast cheerful literally has clapping in the background of the entire song

chaserofstarsandtheabyss

piranesiandtheother asked:

neil! I always see pictures of you wearing a black shirt, black skinny jeans, and a black overcoat. is this your daily attire? why? (not judging, just curious)

neil-gaiman answered:

My daily attire is a bright red coat, a green tee shirt and yellow trousers. They just show up black in photos.

Ha! I joke with you amusingly.

It is indeed my daily attire. It keeps the elements at bay and gives me a place to put my keys, stops me being arrested on charges of public nudity and so much more.

uniquecrash5

Sometime in the late 90s, possibly at a book signing or a Comic Book Legal Defence Fund reading, I heard you say

"I love black. Black goes with everything. Well, goes with everything black anyway."

... and I quote it frequently.

now playing: it's q by cavetown

existential-dread-in-the-am

himbofisher

stared at this and just slowly giggled for like a solid few minutes now playing: it's q by cavetown

finalrestingplace

nerdy-girl-319

What people think writers’ search histories look like: how to get away with murder, best way to dispose of a body, how long do humans take to decompose, how much blood do you have to lose to die, can i strangle someone with dental floss... etc

What an actual writer’s seach history looks like:

now playing: it's q by cavetown

3 geese in a trenchcoat

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.